I walked 5 km today. Just recovering from a 24 hour intestinal flu, but I was so determined to get out. So, I slept in…till like 11 AM this morning and diddle dawdled around the house. At 2:00 PM, I realized it was getting late in the day and I should get walking before I changed my mind. So I grab a shower, get dressed and walk out the door, makeup-less, hair hanging down sopping wet. I threw on a black tank top and grabbed the first pair of shorts out of my ‘summer clothes’ drawer. I threw on a huge pair of bug eyed sunglasses. (It gets hot and sunny out there you know!) I knew I didn’t look good, but I didn’t care. It’s not a fashion show! I’m going out there to sweat and get ‘err done!
As I’m walking down the last stretch of road, I see the City Bus that my Kayla and Jory take to school. This is a special bus, so I knew they were on it. I wave like a mad woman. (teehee). I walk faster to try and meet my kids at home at the same time. I see them get off the bus, but I’m still about 10 mins away. I begin to wave like a mad woman again. When I get home, I find a note on the door. (see pic below)
What??? Was it my bright aqua coloured sweat shorts?? Was it my big bug eyed sunglasses? Was it my un-straightened hair or makeup-less face? Was it my shoes?? Was it me swinging my arms, while walking with a huge water bottle in my hands?? What was it??? Please tell me Jory. What makes me Gay??
“Mom, your shorts are retarded!! AND you were waving at us!!”
Bwahahahahahaha….Don’t you just love teenagers?? LOL – literally! I laughed so hard, I think I peed myself. ha!
